One Size Fits No One

There's this ongoing joke between all female band members about the band uniforms... They're never the right size, and are really awkward to wear X)
In the right circumstances, they can look classy, but to us.. They're just "ugh" XD
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Even our band director doesn't like the uniforms that much, and knows we hate them... So he just makes jokes about them He's the one that came up with the quote "One size fits no one". XD